I often feel like we were gods first Sims.

Everybody who has ever played Sims, had a first family.
You might not remember them very well, they probably werent terribly successful.
Maybe they died in a house fire.

I feel as though maybe we were gods first Sims.
That first game, where we served as his trial by error.
We taught him what not to do.
After that he just packed up and moved on to some different galaxy hoping to be more successful.

Well god, just so you know, some of us are quite upset with our living conditions. I know for a fact that some people in Africa have no showers, flat screen televisions or toilets.

Next time please read the instruction manual before you fiddle about with a new game. 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.

I got bored at McDonald’s..

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wtf this blog is so funny:)) 

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I’m a person who’s been pretty shitty at some points in my life. And ill admit to having done some of these things, so don’t bother pointing out my blatant hypocrisy.

When you say that you hate everybody, or almost everybody or ninety nine percent of everybody, it frustrates me. Because what you mean to say is that you’re afraid that ninety nine point ninety nine percent of people hate you. Secretly you only wish to be accepted. I know that because I’ve said the same thing for the same reason.

Stop bitching about how awful your life is. You know it isn’t true. I know when you sink into that dark place where all you can do is feel sorry for yourself that its easy to think like that. But trust me, your life isn’t bad. I highly doubt that anybody sitting on tumblr deserves to say they’ve had a bad life. Unless you’ve been a victim of some terrible tragedy, you arent doing too bad dude.

And quit acting like people don’t like you. So many of you say that, and it only reinforces my first point. If you feel that way its probably only because you’ve convinced yourself that its true.

Oh, and cut your hair. Especially if you’re a guy. It can really make you feel better. It’s a psychological thing I guess.